HEY, EVERYONE! Check this out!

[ Hope you have sturdy eardrums, Route. Shooter's voiceover is too loud to miss, though he's not actually on screen; the camera zooms in clumsily on a trembling Pokemon egg, cracks spreading across its surface. It gives one last jerk, glows faintly, and...

WHAT SHOOTER SEES:



WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING:



A Buneary blinks lazily at the Pokegear, clearly not as hyped-up as Shooter would like him to be -- if anything, he looks a little zoned out. And prissy. The kid doesn't even seem to notice, busy trying to zoom in further. ]

He's SO COOL! What should I call him? I already have a Brown Spirit... and a Yellow Spirit... OH, I know! Tan is like brown and yellow COMBINED, right!? Bro, forget jackets, I should set out for Violet right now so he can fight a real Gym Leader! Rain and snow can't stop kindred spirits!

[[ Having computer trouble, so tags will be slow, sorry! ]]