CRAYON WARRIOR RED

[ The feed starts up to show a grinning Shooter, Rattata perched on his shoulder, forest rolling by in the background. The camera swerves and bobs continuously, jostled as the boy holding it seems to be... riding an animal? The camera's pointed upwards to his face; it's all offscreen. ]

WHOA. This is so crazy! I went to sleep and it was May and then I woke up yesterday and it was, like, not May anymore! Do you think a Pokemon knocked me out? Or maybe there were these psychic waves that got me, or I had like a BRAIN problem, or something else AWESOME! It's like I survived some big cool adventure and I don't even know it.

I never even got to show you guys my Easter present, right? I was keeping him a surprise for when he got really super ultra big and strong! Go on, ask what kind of Pokemon he is, he's SO COOL.

[ Throughout the afternoon, anyone within a few days of Violet City -- in the direction of Union Cave -- might find a big dark shape approaching from the distance. Very quickly. But don't worry, it's just a little boy!

On a charging rhino.

You might want to get out of the road. ]